Carrot Jumper

I saw this quote on ecommercebytes blog comments and find it amusing that Top Rated Sellers are generalized as "carrot jumpers".

Yep our 5 business days shipping looks better and better each day. But of course you can't be a carrot jumper and do the 5 day thing.

I am no carrot jumper. I didn't put down 1 day handling until after I had already attained TRS. After I did, I said why not try to get a discount? I never strived for Top-Rated at all, it was just a result of how I do business. If the money is in my hands/account then why keep the stuff lying around here? Especially with 4 cats, a clumsy college student, and a 5 year old. Too much breakage/damage risk.

If you have the resources to pack and ship the item, then why sit around on it for days? It makes you look bad. Why not just ship it?

I have shipped within 24 hours during very difficult emotional times. I've shipped when my car was broken down - I packed a large tote bag and filled the basket under my sons stroller and walked to the post office.

There was a time about 3 years ago that I had no printer, my car was malfunctioning, I was so poor that I could not afford a .89 convenience store drink and had to wait for the paypal to hit my bank account to ship, and only then would I have needed a 5 day handling policy. It still probably would not have prevented the "Pokemon Master" from getting my account restricted because he didn't bother reading my terms anyway, he would have had to click a link, lol.

I don't drink the "kool aid" but I've got to ask what the people who are complaining about handling time defects are doing to earn them. As long as I've got the ink, my postage is always printed within hours of a purchase, and then scanned in within 1 business day thereafter. I don't dump my paypal account until everything from one particular batch is shipped, that way I know everything is paid for, and I am withdrawing the net amount. My dashboard says:

99.28% of your transactions had tracking uploaded within handling time and validated by carrier

The reason it is not 100% is because there was a set of plates I waited 2 days to print the shipping out on. I wasn't going to know the weight until I completely packed them, and because Job Lot was out of medium boxes, I wasted a day.

I've got to say that a printer is one of the best business tools there is when you sell online. Mine was given to me by my ex-husband. It came free with a computer he bought. But...there are some that are fairly cheap to buy, just have to price replacement cartridge prices before you do. The particular one I use, I buy one $15 cartridge of black ink a month and it saves me all kinds of shipping time defect headaches.

The Perfect Analogy

eBay is always bragging about all the cutting edge technology they have in place to prevent fraud. Yet this guy was able to sell $200,000 worth of nonexistent electronics and eBay stood around with their corporate thumb up its *** without a clue. They religiously hold payments and force limitations on old ladies selling cracked teacups & used baby clothes and old men selling fishing tackle and let the real criminals slip through the net every time.

Where was all their so called cutting edge technology when this guy was committing grand larceny and fraud? Probably swooping down on some poor schmuck for selling an old bird's nest. Of course when the San Jose spin department finishes with it, the official version will be trumpeting how eBay and law enforcement cracked this case. The only way eBay cooperates with the cops is when they show up at the front entrance with a writ in their hand.

This was written in response to an article about a seller who was selling non-existent electronic articles and scamming on ebay. It is the perfect analogy of what ebay really does do...cracks down on an innocent while a real criminal gets away with grand larceny and repeat fraud. 

Angry Ebay Seller

I looked up "angry ebay sellers" and Surprise! halfway down the page, there was a pony-person whining after she bought what I like to call the "blurry picture lot" In this case it was "one tiny phone camera photo"...but basically, the same thing.

Unless you want disappointment you cheapass, don't fuckin' bid on auctions with tiny/blurry pics!!!! This person took a chance on a crappy picture and probably left low ("I felt I was being more than generous with my feedback") DSRs, IE, a "soft positive", jeopardizing the seller's account. Hence, why the seller was probably angry.

How she should have handled it in these days of DSRs ruining seller accounts is...Contact seller. Choose "other". Express disappointment. Receive refund/compensation. Don't leave feedback.

Of course she got tons of emotional support from fellow "ponies". Poor cheapass.

"great playable condition" means what it means, give them to a kid to play with, because they're too fucked up for a collection unless you want to work on them. A couple of pony-people sniffed that they'd never let their kids play with a pony with rust inside or haircuts. Kids do that sort of thing to them in the first place. Why do you think they're fucked up to begin with? Because they were in playable condition. LOL.

Dealing with angry Ebay seller?

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Hey all,

I'm in a bit of a pickle as I received a bundle of ponies I won on UK Ebay the other day which were described as "great playable condition" with a warning that a couple had hair cuts. The ponies were G1 Gusty and Dazzle Glow, G3 Periwinkle, a McDonalds G3 and a fakie. There was one tiny phone camera photo on the listing and it was stated they'd been sterilised in Milton solution, so I gathered they'd been childhood toys being sold on by a non-collector.

From the photo, they didn't look bad. I figured they had a little snip at the ends of their manes and that was that.

I was in for a rotten shock...

They arrived on Saturday and I excitedly opened them up - I've been hunting for Dazzle Glow for a while - but to my horror, five of the nastiest looking ponies I've ever had the misfortune to buy fell out of the parcel.

Gusty had no red stripe in her mane left, and had a crew cut (obviously the photo was so bad it looked like it was flipped over the other side of her neck) as well as a tiny stub of a tail which was orange with rust. She rattled, and is covered top to toe in pindot. She's been drawn on with felt tip and biro.

Dazzle Glow had her mane cut about halfway up and had a stub for a tail which was also orange. The rust patch was clearly visible through her translucent body and spread across from her flank down her legs. She also has suffered pen and biro marks.

Periwinkle was filthy with dirt and had green ink marks on her face as well as having a cut tail and mane (although nowhere near as severe as the other two).

The fakie is covered in marker and the McDs pony simply had cloudy hair.

I considered opening a case but decided it wasn't worth it as the seller is clearly just someone clearing out, so to let other collectors know, I just put a positive feedback saying that they were quick to post but the ponies weren't quite the great playable condition described (pen marks) - I couldn't fit in rust.

Today I log into my Ebay account to find a really aggressive message from the seller being sarcastic about my "negative" feedback and telling me to return the ponies for a refund because they had "20 watchers who all wanted to buy them and hadn't been able to bid and they've asked what others were available". I'm really quite upset about this as I felt I was being more than generous with my feedback.

I've written a message back saying I wrote the feedback to let other collectors know (as I'm guessing the other 20 were probably collectors), and that they may not realise about the rust issues and pen marks being a big problem, but I feel like they're going to carry this on regardless and I don't want to patronise them as they're already so angry at me.

Sending the ponies back is not an option for me as I've already begun the painstaking task of restoring three of them.

I'm so done buying ponies on Ebay. 

How To Mess With An Ebay Seller...

http://www.ocmodshop.com/9-tips-on-how-to-mess-with-an-ebay-seller/

I went to this site totally expecting to be pissed off by its content, but I love the tongue-in-cheek cattiness of it.

It's Deadbeat Month!

July appears to be "Deadbeat Month" on the evilbay. I have listed this doll 3 fuckin' times. First time didn't sell. I relisted. Second time it "sold" to a person who told me:

Hi, not sure what happened but I got an outbid notice on this doll from eBay so I purchased another one to take it's place.

Yep. Bought another similar doll immediately right at the same time you got "outbid" uh-huh.

But whatever. Since you now get a fuckin' defect when you cancel a transaction, I decided not to press the issue. I turned off unpaid and let it go. I relist the same fuckin' doll again. Sold(?) Nope. 8 feedback bidder with only selling feedback...outbids someone else who might have actually paid for the friggen thing, and never pays. eBay opens unpaid item case, scheduled to be be done with tonight. Never did get paid, and this stupid doll is tied up until the case ends.

Last week...sold a doll. 4 days pass. Meanwhile I watch as said bidder gets glowing feedback from various sellers each day for fast payment. Unpaid item assistant opens a case. Bidder pays immediately and leaves me this "note":

So sorry payment is late. I have had no internet for three days. Ugh

Yup. No internet for 3 days but somehow you kept on buying and paying for shit...uh-huh.

How much you want to bet that this person will suddenly find something "wrong" with said doll and whine about a refund because she got "forced" into paying?

Also sold a pin and a pair of shoes...been over 24 hours and haven't heard from either bidder, doubt I will either.

Got a doll ending tonight with a 0 feedback ID as high bidder right now that just registered today. Not getting paid. Can smell what the Rock is cookin'...you piece of 0 feedback monkey crap...LOL.