Wednesday, August 9, 2023

Swirly City

 I have a doll for sale. Here is the description:

"Face is very slightly darker than the torso. Lips are very pale white-pink. Original nail polish, hair is in original set. No arm swing.  No splits, no green. Comes with blue swimsuit"


Questions from potential buyers, aka people who don't bother to read or look at pictures:

Does she have green ear on either ear?


Hi,
Any green on the doll's right ear? You only show the left side of her face.
Any nose nips, or neck splits?
Thanks!

 
OMG. I never said right in the description that the doll had no green or splits, did I? 

There is literally less than one paragraph to read, and these fuckers cannot be bothered. How am I supposed to know that they will even read my reply if it exceeds a couple of lines? 

I replied to the second dumbass that as stated in the description, there are no splits and no green on the doll and that I only took a picture of the side of the doll's head to show the ponytail. I did answer the nose nip question, though you can see clearly in the pictures that there is not one. *headdesk*

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