A Quiet Place

 Ebay had been quiet as of late. No idiots, no returns, no complaints. This past couple of months, shit has been ramping up. 

First was a Barbie. The buyer first offered me a basement dwelling shit price. I accepted because I am overrun with dolls and I wanted it gone, it was still a few dollars profit. A couple of days after he got it he sent a message "the arms don't move when you press the button". Okay fine. I had tested the doll and the arms did move down when you moved them up, but apparently when he plays with his fuckin doll he wants the arms to move with the button. So I refunded his money because fuck it. I paid $1. 

Next was the strangest buying experience I've ever had. Guy had a lot of 4 dolls according to the title, but pictured 12. One picture had 3, one had 4, and one had 5. I assumed it was either choice or he made a mistake and it was the picture with 4. Either way, I'd have been fine with it. 

Next day he messages me: "I put in there 4 for 30 I had several you never responded on what ones you wanted and they have now all sold"

I am like "Okay, but you never messaged me" I checked his sold items and I am the only buyer. WTF. I ask to cancel because he told me he fucking sold them. It's 5 days in now and he fucking REJECTS the cancellation. He mails nothing in the meantime. 

Now I gotta wait several MORE days. It took 11 days and a strike against his seller account to get my money - I've had fuckers get instant refunds from me on way flimsier premises. I'm not about to leave a negative because I know from experience that leaving negatives will get you on block lists, lol, and I do buy too. I'll just be happy he got a strike for being an idiot. 

My kid has decided to start selling things he comes across. Last week I sold a mechanical clock for him. We tested it using one of our keys. Usually I will let one of my extra keys go with clocks I sell if they don't have one, but this was a specially sized larger key so I said in the listing "Please note, does not come with a key". 

Bitch has it 2 days and then last night opened a return bitching that there is no key and that "It doesn't keep time" her "proof" was a picture of a digital clock saying 7:21 and my clock showing like 6:30. 

Fucking dumbass. You can manually move the clock hands to say what you want. It proves nothing. Plus, if you didn't have a key, how the fuck do you know that it's not functioning correctly? It might need winding or a speed adjustment. I took a screenshot of the description circling the part where I say "No Key" in red and then tell her that the clock ran when it left here and it might need adjustment. 

God damn. I looked her up and she's a fucking Realtor. How would you feel if some asshole didn't read your listing and wanted extra because they didn't read, bitch?

Not only that, it gives me the feeling that she "rented" the clock for staging a house or something. Who knows, but in any case, if you don't know how a mechanical clock works, perhaps don't buy one. 

This morning I had another dumbass message me asking to cancel a $95 purchase they made by "accident". They now reside on my block list. 

Calvin k-LIE-n

 I have this dumb sweater I am obsessed with. I bought the first version of it at a thrift store for $1.00. It's a nice wool Calvin Klein brand. So anyway, I collect this same sweater in different colors. I realize that I am a weirdo, yes.

I have it in green, black, and grey. I saw one for sale in my same state and it was new with tags. It was a little pricey but I did not have this color of it yet. I bought it and the next day the seller gives me the lame excuse that she dropped it in oil in her garage and cancels - giving the reason for cancellation that I asked to cancel. I did not. Not only that, she FUCKING relisted it with no "oil" mentioned in the description. 

As a seller, I have had to cancel before, however, I have told the buyer the REAL reason for cancelling - broken, lost, and then taken the hit by saying "out of stock" because that shit's on ME. I have also not gone on to relist any of the things. 

So, against my code, which is to defend sellers to the death, I went and fucking reported her to ebay for the false cancellation. I ain't taking the hit on my buyer account that I am a flake, because I am not. Don't sell me some line of bullshit and then make it look like it's on me. And that's my Ted Talk for today.

Fuckin Hello Kitty and Other Musings

 I "sold" a purse we've had sitting around for years. I looked it up and saw that the last two had sold north of $500. I need money - sooooo I listed it. I used the auction feature because I needed the money sooner rather than later and an auction will speed things along - provided the fucker who wins, pays on time.

There were 2 bidders at first. The bidding behavior of the 0 feedback bidder threw red flags and left a bad taste in my mouth. Each time the other bidder would bid, this one would counter, every time and almost immediately. So of course she won - of course she did.

Within minutes of the auction end: 

Would it be possible if I pay the bid next week when I get paid if that’s ok with you? :)

Uh, no. 

I felt like writing the GREAT AMERICAN NOVEL soliloquy to her: 

"Why did you not ask this 5 FUCKING DAYS AGO?"

"I listed this fuckin thing right NOW, because I have a bill due right NOW" 

"If your boss asked you if you were okay waiting an extra week to get paid, would you think that is acceptable?" 

and then finally: 

"If you walk into any store brick and mortar or online and ask them to hold something for you for a week, do you think they would?"

Instead, I remained silent and planned to cancel after 4 days, and let that do the speaking for me. I did that. But not before I got a weird message from someone else:

"Hii if the buyer never buys this bag can I purchase it for $200"

Uh, no. Sure, Jan. What makes you think I would turn around and take a nearly $200 hit? 

This person was either a dumbass, or the buyer pulling a stunt thinking that maybe if she didn't pay, then I would turn around in desperation and sell it to her for that...lol. 

In any case, I blocked both the "buyer" and the weirdo mystery offerer, cancelled at the stroke of midnight on the 4th day, relisted, and raised the price nearly $100 (I call it the stupid tax) and now I am requiring immediate payment to circumvent further stupidity. Since I had to borrow money to pay the bill - and now it's paid, there is no more urgency to sell right away so now I can let the fucker sit until it sells for what it should. 

Joo-Lee The Girl Of my Fuckin Dreams

The rule of thumb holds that once an item becomes a problem, it's always a problem...I bought a lot of dolls at a toy auction in December. There were 7. 

As a side note, one of the dolls was named "Julie" I hate this name because it is the nickname of the girl my husband tried to run off with. I knew this fucker would be trouble.

As I am packing the doll, I notice her right eye is a little winky - the eye won't close immediately upon being laid down - you had to shake her. It was 4 days before Christmas so I did not want any delays and took my chances. Bad idea. 

"I am sorry, but this is a deal breaker" says the buyer - on Christmas Eve. The doll takes forever to return, so meanwhile I have to make sure that $40 stays available, which sucks at this time of year. I finally get the bitch back, refund, watch a You Tube video, pop out the eye, realize that there is a tiny bar that holds the eye straight that has broken off. I drill the eye, pop a hairbrush bristle into the hole where it broke off and pop it back in. Eye was fixed in basically 10 minutes.

I relist and then get two shitty lowball offers. As I was rejecting them, I realize that I forgot to mention a ghostly pale ink mark on the doll's lower jaw. I revise.

Item Description:

"Julie. Hair is in good shape. Clean and in good shape with tight limbs. Comes from a non smoking home. Eyes open and close as they should. Has a faded spot of ink underneath her left cheek near her chin. She is a newer version. No clothing."

This morning's dumb question:

 Hi! Do you have the cute jeans and peace sign shirt and yellow vest too with this doll? Thanks!

The doll's title says "Ready to Dress". The doll is pictured naked. The description says "No clothing". 

Lady, what the fuck. 

I answer straight up - "No".

I look at the feedback, there is none. Given the stupidity of the question and the no feedback, I block. I am sure this is not the end...The end.

Say Hello To Your....CEO....Ally

 December has been jam packed with bullshit. I got a hair across my ass to search for the ponies that "Jennifer" from Winnipeg "bought" from me. Right on Etsy - in front of the whole world - the dumb bitch has all my shit for sale, shipping from Winnipeg, of course.

One of the MIB items had distinct and unique damage to it - and the damage matched the one that was stolen from me perfectly. Apparently "Jennifer" is actually "Ally" and sells a lot of pony merch - probably most of which was stolen through bogus cases she opens under aliases.

The kicker was when I sifted through her other merchandise and saw the ponies she used as "evidence" in her case against me. A fuckin' kindergartener could solve this case, but Etsy keeps giving me canned answers and trying to prompt me to pay "my" bill. I sent a complaint directing them to her shop and pointing out that the boxes match exactly, the merchandise matches, etc - canned response and "pay the bill".

I've sifted through their executive list and found out how to contact what I like to refer to as a "final boss". 

When my mortgage company attempted to screw me over in 2011, I was like a dog with a bone. I did not let it go, and I followed the trail of who to contact until I got real help - IE, the final boss.

It's not just the $200 worth of merchandise I was ripped off - it's that 1/3 of my income stream is now gone and also that this bitch is selling stolen shit and getting away with it. I won't let her.

I messaged her right after I found my shit: "This stuff looks REALLY familiar, "Jennifer". I'll let her sweat for awhile. She's lucky Canada post is on strike or maybe someone might "buy" something from her and then file a case.

Edit: 

Checked the bitch's shop on Etsy this past week and she is no longer selling. I don't know if she closed up to avoid me or my reports to Etsy paid off. In any case, she had to take down over 400 items and tank an account with 4,000 feedback. At the very least, she has been inconvenienced. At best Etsy fucked her over. Good. Fuck her. Karma is a bitch.

Officer Big Sally

 Ebay has been slow. I practically hear crickets each time I open the page to check sales. Yesterday, there was a small amount of life in that I sold a vase and some American Girl crap. 

This morning I go to check messages and see this request:

"Hi, Can you add the year 2001 on the title? Thanks"

The item in question is a plush. The item in question was only made in 2001, so there would be no mistaking it for any other one produced and in the description I show a close up of the tag on said item clearly showing "2001". She made no offer, just sent the dumb message.

Who the hell is this bitch? Why does she care what I use for a title? Is she the cops? I looked at her feedback left for others and there is some high falutin neutrals left for several sellers accusing them of not sending shit or sending the wrong shit. I blocked her so fast I got whiplash...lol

Edit: I accepted an offer from someone else that very afternoon and said plush, still not marked 2001 went away - today I was left good feedback. The End.

F is for Failure

 So I continue to fight Etsy. Last week the BBB sent me a message saying that Etsy was not responding and that they were going to close the case and if a miracle happens and I get a resolution (hahaha) to get back in touch to inform them.

I went and checked the page for Etsy. It is now an F rating and they are not accredited any longer. The reason being that they now, as of several days ago, have not responded to 27 cases, mine being one of them.

I have appealed  at least 6 times, several for the suspension and several for the case opened on me, they just circle me around to file another appeal, which leads exactly nowhere. Massachusetts AG sent me a letter basically telling me that my case is too small potatoes for them to bother with, sorry.

I have yet to hear from NY AG. Etsy continues to whine about my "late payment" when I check the site. I hope this $130 they want from me so badly for shit that was fucking delivered as promised is worth the $2000+ in fees yearly they'll be missing out on. I am sure that they won't be getting very much from Miss Jennifer's non-purchases. You chose wrong Etsy.

Charley offered me to use his name on a new account but I won't be doing business with them again unless they refund me, remove the slander from my ratings and hire a new CEO that isn't so worried about sucking off shareholders by implementing stupid policies that drive business away.

Fuck them.

Goodbye Etsy ~ A Great American Novel

So after 13 years of running a stellar operation, being a Star Seller for what that is worth - which is apparently nothing, absolutely loving my dealings with Etsy, I finally got stabbed in the back. I was always like "Gee whiz Beav, I have never had a problem with them, I wonder what people are always complaining about". I found out. Reading the BBB complaints board has also been a real eye opener. 

I never thought I would think lower of them than I do ebay - but here we are. At least in this case, ebay would have required some sort of evidence and an item returned which I could have deducted 50% from because it wasn't the same stuff I actually sent.

Etsy just ruled against me with no evidence of wrongdoing and then robbed me with no merchandise return required.

I resisted though.

Let me expand upon this. Here is my full go round. 

At the end of August, I had a fairly large transaction with a buyer in Winnipeg buying 6 different MLP lots from my shop there. 4 were never removed from the original packaging. 2 were in fairly large boxes and were rather heavy.

I found the appropriately sized box and jenga-ed everything inside. I had charged $42 shipping, but the box weighed nearly 5 pounds so I was charged $53. Okay. She bought so much, I'll just take that small hit. In retrospect, that was my first mistake. I sent the box out the next day.

On September 11, I get this weird message from the buyer:  "This not box in order!" whatever the fuck that meant...

Okay...I answer "What box not in order?" and the bitch opens a case and sends like 12 pictures of the same 7 or 8 loose small ponies and says that is what she got. I sent out 5 pounds worth of large boxed shit.

I am incredulous. I lost my cool, yes I did. 

I reply: "Respectfully, buyer is lying"

Canned Etsy response and smart ass smug comment from Jennifer Z.

2 days later, Etsy asks her for more "evidence". She lines up the 7 or 8 ponies previously pictured and photographs them again, meanwhile arguing with me in a smug self-satisfied fashion because she clearly knows she is going to get away with this. One reply was "haha".

There is no picture of the outside of the shipping box, the label, anything that even remotely would prove that this was what I sent - it is simply pictures of a bunch of loose random ponies - anyone could just photograph a pile of shit out of their house and say "The seller sent me this" and get their fuckin' money back apparently. SMH.

I point out that I have a clean 13 year long record, and that this is the first case ever opened against me. Ignored. 

I point out that I sent out a 5 pound box of shit and that what she shows in the picture would weigh approximately 1 pound and a half. (I weighed similar  sized ponies I had on hand for reference). She never said there was anything but those ponies in the box - so where was the other 3 pounds of shit? This was also ignored.

In the meantime, because I didn't snap to fast enough to refund her scam, this vindictive c___ leaves me six 1 star slanderous ratings saying they were "smelly"- tanking my seller rating too.

Etsy never replied to me, only her, and so I could smell what the Rock was cooking, so I immediately took my bank attached debit card off the account and replaced it with a nearly maxed out credit card in case they tried to charge me if shit went south  - it did and they did. 

Etsy cleans out my payment account of $40+ from 2 sales I had just had and then tries to charge the card on file $151.00, triggering a $9.00 fee from the card company when they declined. 

I immediately and angrily file an appeal - ignored. No answer at all.

I got a postal overage refund from the USPS a week later and Etsy didn't apply it to my "balance" - they just took it.

I filed fraud complaints against the buyer in both the US and Canada. I know they will do nothing, but at least then maybe her name will be on a radar as being a thief.

I filed complaints against Etsy on the Better Business Bureau, to the NY AG and the Massachusetts AG, then I filed another complaint with Consumer Affairs. These complaints took a lot of my time, but I wanted to make sure that I was crystal clear that I was scammed and taken advantage of by a badly executed refund policy and also other sellers beware because no English language comprehending human would ever read appeals.

To prevent them attempting to take money from my bank account that was attached to my shop account, I opened a new bank account and redirect my income from Ebay there. 

I go to pay my mortgage from the new account a few weeks later and it bounces because "account not recognized"  - this caused me to panic, scramble, and accidentally pay my mortgage payment twice and was caused directly by all the Etsy crap. 

This bullshit has now cost me $140 worth of merchandise and $70 in my own cash, not to mention an unjust suspension from Etsy.

You see, Etsy suspended my account for "non-payment" because I won't fork over the $140 that they paid the scammer - that will cost me $5,000 a year eventually, but fuck them - I refuse to pay for a scammer to get free shit. 

I appealed my suspension and just got "Pay the negative balance" I reply that they can bill ol' Jennifer because she has my shit, my money, and their money. 

I complain again and get told by yet another CS to appeal the SNAD case. I do this. Rejected, then told to file another appeal for the suspension, I do this and again "pay your balance". Nah bruh. I didn't agree to pay a scammer, you  did. 

Each of the replies in all the cases had a different CS agent. All badly worded canned answers. You cannot call and get an English speaking or comprehending human, you cannot Facebook message them - they will direct you to the main site that just goes round and round with appeal, appeal, appeal.

They refused to resolve my case with the BBB - I've been watching their page there. Their rating has dropped from B+ to a C- in the past month. BBB cites that their rating is such because they have unresolved cases.

That bitch angling for free shit has literally wrecked my life for the past month and will continue to fuck me over with the lost income. I hope $140 of free pony shit was worth it to you, Jennifer - Edit - Ally. You're a fucking bitch.

Shirley Dumple

  Ebay has now changed the feedback removal protocol for sellers and now even though they like to tout "You're covered" when you sell internationally, I am here to say - No. You're not. 

I sold a fuckin Shirley Temple doll to a 0 feedback bidder in Mexico. I checked the doll over, packed the doll and sent it off. Buyer gets doll and immediately sends me a picture of an ass crack - not the crack that the doll was SUPPOSED to have, but one caused by someone's shit handling.

Me: I have contacted eBay and I am waiting for customer service to answer me. I will message you as soon as they reply to me. I am very sorry that the item arrived damaged. Her: Muchas gracias 😊 saludos I Contact ebay and since it's an international sale it's their problem -  they say to tell her to return the doll for a full refund. "But but but I want to keep the doll, I love the doll" etc etc. I am like Bruh, you gotta return it if you want a refund. So the bitch leaves me the first negative I have ever gotten on the account. Fuck you ebay. That should be YOUR negative. I contact ebay for Business, they tell me that there's a new policy and I gotta contact this link via ebay. Okay. Ebay then does nothing. The wonderful ever-so-helpful AI bot tells me that there aren't any grounds for removal. So much for "Seller Protection" using ebay international. The international hub damaged my shit, then adding insult to injury, the asshole buyer refused to follow directions and then got mad when she could not both keep the doll AND get a refund, so now I am stuck with this negative for the next year. Her feedback remains 0 and will. I am sick and tired of having to be forced to leave a positive feedback for what I perceive as a shit transaction with a buyer. Ever since, when "relisting" I send shit to Etsy - 9 times out of 10, it sells for the asking price. Ebay will not only manage to bury the listing, but also tells me to "drop the price by $2 and relist". Fuck yooooo. I am tired of the race to the bottom. Instead I raise the price by $2 and list it elsewhere. lol.

The $1.12 Hill

I "sell" a MIB Barbie. Said Barbie was $10.00 + $9.50 flat shipping. Tax brought the total on the invoice to $21.12. 2 days after auction's end:

"Will you take a flat $20.00?"

Uhhhhh. No. I explain that ebay is charging for tax because IT'S THE LAW and tell them no, and send the invoice. I am already taking a nearly $3.00 hit on shipping for a $10.00 item, meaning that after fees and the shipping hit - I will get $5.50 for the fucking doll. Hell no, I'm not paying your tax for you, lady. 

$1.12 was the hill she died on - I cancelled for non-payment the second I was able. 

Last night, I list several dolls and outfits. An hour later, the first question right out of the gate:

Is her legs are in excellent condition

 I grit my teeth because in said listing the first thing I mention is that the legs are not chewed, split or green and that the knees hold a pose. I don't know how much clearer I could have been. *headdesk*

Then this morning: 

Hi would you be interested in making this a buy it now? I would like to buy it I do nit like bidding and waiting. Thank you!

Bitch. If I wanted to list it as a Buy it Now and get fuckin ripped off, then I would have! If you don't like "bidding and waiting" then find one of the many other of this same exact doll that are for sale as a Buy It Now already, but then you'd have to pay triple shipping and pay a real ballpark price, right? LOL

Swirly City

 I have a doll for sale. Here is the description:

"Face is very slightly darker than the torso. Lips are very pale white-pink. Original nail polish, hair is in original set. No arm swing.  No splits, no green. Comes with blue swimsuit"

Questions from potential buyers, aka people who don't bother to read or look at pictures:

Does she have green ear on either ear?

Hi, Any green on the doll's right ear? You only show the left side of her face. Any nose nips, or neck splits? Thanks!

 

OMG. I never said right in the description that the doll had no green or splits, did I? 

There is literally less than one paragraph to read, and these fuckers cannot be bothered. How am I supposed to know that they will even read my reply if it exceeds a couple of lines? 

I replied to the second dumbass that as stated in the description, there are no splits and no green on the doll and that I only took a picture of the side of the doll's head to show the ponytail. I did answer the nose nip question, though you can see clearly in the pictures that there is not one. *headdesk*

Frosted Flakes...they're not grrrrrreat

I put some pony stuff for sale. Within minutes I get one "Claim". I open PMs and see that she and another person I have sold to in the past have both responded. Since ol' claimee was first, I give her dibs. BIG mistake. 

 She gives me info, I send the invoice. First, "Do you have anything else?" then "Can I get a picture of______?" and here I am almost a day later - unpaid. A little pissed. Yes. Another fuckin pony flake. Bitch, I was selling THOSE two things. If you want them...fucking PAY FOR THEM, then worry about what else Khajit has for wares. 

 Then I check my ebay. I have a pony on fixed price and see an offer. I check the offer expecting stupidity and I am never disappointed. A $55 offer for a pony I have listed at $100. What on God's green earth would make you think I will give it away for half price? No thank you.

Doll People Part 2

 My Child doll people are wild, man. I get a question about a doll I am selling. The question :

Does she have a wobbly ? Are her limbs tight or loose? Are there rips and/or tears on her body?

Now "wobbly" set me off. I think back to that Reiki massage nut My Child doll buyer from a couple of years ago that could not be bothered to go to the PO to return the fucking doll because she "ran a business etc etc"

My spidey senses tell me that this is another nutcase. Also, line 2 of my description is "limbs are tight".  I have several pictures of the doll with no clothing and there is a magnify feature, plus I do not say in the description that there are tears or holes. 

I look at her feedback. Yikes. Look at left for others - extra Yikes. 

Charley is playing Jurassic Park, so he's occupied and so I fall down the proverbial rabbit hole...This bitch writes a damned novel on each and every feedback. I block immediately. 

Last night I get this message:

Could you be so kind as to explain why you’re not allowing me to bid on your doll?

I want to answer "It's because you look nuts and like you're a huge pain in the arse" but...Customer Service Persona engage!

I am like "Your feedback and feedback left for others".

This morning I am bombarded with 3...count 'em, 3 messages from this tree nut.

1. I’m sorry that my honesty offends you. I’ve already figured it out that there are two types of collectors of these my child dolls.

1) those that collect, refurbish & sell for a high price
2) those who buy to refurbish & then sell for children’s play.
I fall under type #2.
This is a hobby for me which I find b 

2. This is a hobby which I find extremely therapeutic. I started this nine months ago when I refurbished my niece’s doll that was handed down to her daughter. Since I’ve identified two different types of collectors of these dolls it’s obvious I’ve stepped on some toes without realizing others might be offended. That wasn’t my intent. Now that I am aware of this I will continue refurbishing dolls for children’s play while others refurbish for a different purpose.

3. Therefore, all is fine. We just need to keep in mind there are two types of collectors out there And treat each other with kindness.

Oh. Thank God you gave me your blessing to block you, honey. I would have been sitting and worrying about it all fuckin' day. 

This bitch feels the need to write a novel with every interaction. Given that I am a person of surprisingly little words in real life, I find this exhausting and annoying. 

"My honesty offends you" No, bitch. What offends me is your lack of shits given about ruining someone else's livelihood with your idiotic feedback. Guess what? When you ask a stupid question, the seller you are asking can now see your feedback and feedback left for others. This feedback tells a story about who you are as a buyer. You, ma'am are a fucking headache, and I sidestepped that BS because I still can. I rue the day ebay starts hiding that feedback feature. Following screenshots are her feedback and the next few are her "left for others". Giant steaming BS choo choo train. No fuckin' thank you...

Cheaplestiltskin 2 Electric Boogaloo

 The Dingus that messaged me 5 days ago asking about 6 ponies surfaced again...this is the message I got:

Hi, if these ponies are still available, would you be able to create a bundle for me for $50? My zip code is -------.

I was like sorry dude, I answered you several days ago. I sold the ponies elsewhere. 

You snooze, you lose. The Canadian that bought them was no BS, she agreed upon a lot, paid immediately. No dicking around, no haggling. I got a little more than I would have selling to this clown and without the dang ebay fees and threat of shit feedback.

Cheaplestiltskin

Here is a fairy tale from Ponyland... 

I am selling off some excess ponyage this week. This is because I have a very tiny pony room and need the space for my loose ponies and some G1 playsets that I want to bring down from the attic. I had a taker from Aussieland who bought two rather largish lots from me and a couple of randos buying several more.

My Ma is over visiting and I see that I have a message: 

"Would you consider combining the ponies below for $50? Thanks"

A list of 6 ponies is given. Mind you, they are already asking for a $10 discount by offering only $50 for 6 ponies. I have to cut my visit short with my Ma because I gotta get into the closet, get the ponies, weigh them and respond to the asker.

I send them back a shipping amount ballpark with zipcodes added to show cost for whatever area they may live in and they vanish into thin air, never to be heard from again...I'd say, "The End" but I want to elaborate once more that pony people are cheap fucking flakes.

                                                        The End

Skeezy Pony PPL

 

This morning I go to one of my groups. In said group is a person "congratulating" someone for having won a lot for $30ish bucks with a very rare Spain pony in it. 

I cringed internally for the buyer. I know if I pulled off the coup of the decade, I'd be livid if some bitch posted a picture of the lot and told people where it was bought from, which this chick did.

Now, most likely one of the vultures from that group is searching relentlessly for the sold lot so they can swoop in and offer more just to be a dick. *sigh* Pony People, man.

Merry Fuckin' Christmas

 I list a ceramic tree. Person makes a lowballish offer on it. I accept because she lives one state over and the shipping will be less prohibitive.

Day 1...crickets.

Day 2...crickets.

Day 3...crickets.

I cancel the auction "Why was my order cancelled?"

Jeez, bitch I dunno...maybe because you fuckin' LEFT ME HANGING for three days after getting the tree for half price without an explanation as to why? 

I find it funny that she could not be bothered to contact me for 3 days but when I cancel her - FRAMPTON COMES ALIVE! 

I tell her why I cancelled.

"I had every intention of paying. It's only been 3 days!"

Uhhh do you think Amazon is going to wait 3 days for payment? I'd like to call my credit card company after they've charged me a late fee and go "It's only been 3 days!" Fucking A. These people. This asshole has less than 30 feedback. Two feedback left for her by sellers were very telling:

Ended up not getting but cancelled quickly ! Awesome buyer!

You need to pay before it can be shipping. Thanks 

Cluster

 It will be peaceful for weeks and then we have an influx of stupid.

Today an old clock ended. So far, crickets from the buyer. 

I get a message about a "cancellation" and I am like "Here we go". It's not the clock, but a bidder cancelled their bids on a doll outfit. I am sure more stupid is coming...

Karen Prompter

 Today I left feedback for a very nice skirt I ordered for my winter wardrobe. I left the seller a positive feedback. As I clicked off the page, I was met with the button shown in the screenshot - What I like to affectionately call a "Karen Prompt".

It is almost like Ebay wants someone to open a case. There are prompts everywhere to fucking complain or return shit. It's fucking ridiculous. Believe me you, ebay, if someone wants to bitch they'll find a way.

 

Cinco tazón de sopa

 Item title: 5 Coupe Soup Bowls

Item description: "Set of 5"

Item Picture : Shows 5 bowls. 

Potential Buyer: This is a set of five soup bowls, correct?