Saturday, January 4, 2025

Joo-Lee The Girl Of my Fuckin Dreams

The rule of thumb holds that once an item becomes a problem, it's always a problem...I bought a lot of dolls at a toy auction in December. There were 7. 

As a side note, one of the dolls was named "Julie" I hate this name because it is the nickname of the girl my husband tried to run off with. I knew this fucker would be trouble.

As I am packing the doll, I notice her right eye is a little winky - the eye won't close immediately upon being laid down - you had to shake her. It was 4 days before Christmas so I did not want any delays and took my chances. Bad idea. 

"I am sorry, but this is a deal breaker" says the buyer - on Christmas Eve. The doll takes forever to return, so meanwhile I have to make sure that $40 stays available, which sucks at this time of year. I finally get the bitch back, refund, watch a You Tube video, pop out the eye, realize that there is a tiny bar that holds the eye straight that has broken off. I drill the eye, pop a hairbrush bristle into the hole where it broke off and pop it back in. Eye was fixed in basically 10 minutes.

I relist and then get two shitty lowball offers. As I was rejecting them, I realize that I forgot to mention a ghostly pale ink mark on the doll's lower jaw. I revise.

Item Description:

"Julie. Hair is in good shape. Clean and in good shape with tight limbs. Comes from a non smoking home. Eyes open and close as they should. Has a faded spot of ink underneath her left cheek near her chin. She is a newer version. No clothing."


This morning's dumb question:

 Hi! Do you have the cute jeans and peace sign shirt and yellow vest too with this doll? Thanks!




The doll's title says "Ready to Dress". The doll is pictured naked. The description says "No clothing". 

Lady, what the fuck. 

I answer straight up - "No".

I look at the feedback, there is none. Given the stupidity of the question and the no feedback, I block. I am sure this is not the end...The end.



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