Monday, November 18, 2024

Officer Big Sally

 Ebay has been slow. I practically hear crickets each time I open the page to check sales. Yesterday, there was a small amount of life in that I sold a vase and some American Girl crap. 

This morning I go to check messages and see this mildly retarded request:

"Hi, Can you add the year 2001 on the title? Thanks"

The item in question is a plush. The item in question was only made in 2001, so there would be no mistaking it for any other one produced and in the description I show a close up of the tag on said item clearly showing "2001". She made no offer, just sent the dumb message.

Who the hell is this bitch? The cops? lol. I looked at her feedback left for others and there is some high falutin neutrals left to several sellers accusing them of not sending shit or sending the wrong shit. I blocked her so fast I got whiplash...lol

F is for Failure

 So I continue to fight Etsy. Last week the BBB sent me a message saying that Etsy was not responding and that they were going to close the case and if a miracle happens and I get a resolution (hahaha) to get back in touch to inform them.

I went and checked the page for Etsy. It is now an F rating and they are not accredited any longer. The reason being that they now, as of several days ago, have not responded to 27 cases, mine being one of them.

I have appealed  at least 6 times, several for the suspension and several for the case opened on me, they just circle me around to file another appeal, which leads exactly nowhere. Massachusetts AG sent me a letter basically telling me that my case is too small potatoes for them to bother with, sorry.

I have yet to hear from NY AG. Etsy continues to whine about my "late payment" when I check the site. I hope this $130 they want from me so badly for shit that was fucking delivered as promised is worth the $2000+ in fees yearly they'll be missing out on. I am sure that they won't be getting very much from Miss Jennifer's non-purchases. You chose wrong Etsy.

Charley offered me to use his name on a new account but I won't be doing business with them again unless they refund me, remove the slander from my ratings and hire a new CEO that isn't so worried about sucking off shareholders by implementing stupid policies that drive business away.

Fuck them.

Saturday, October 19, 2024

Goodbye Etsy

So after 13 years of running a stellar operation, being a Star Seller for what that is worth - which is apparently nothing, absolutely loving my dealings with Etsy, I finally got stabbed in the back. 

I never thought I would think lower of them than I do ebay - but here we are. At least in this case, ebay would have required some sort of evidence and a return which I could have deducted 50% from because it wasn't the same stuff I sent.

Etsy just ruled against me with no evidence of wrongdoing and then attempted to rob me with no merchandise return required.

I resisted.

Let me expand upon this.

At the end of August, I had a fairly large transaction with a buyer in Winnipeg buying 6 different MLP lots from my shop there. 4 were never removed from the original packaging. 2 were fairly large boxes - one being a boxed Fan Series collector statue and another a fairly good sized boxed set of two ponies with accessories.

I found the appropriately sized box and jenga-ed them inside. I had charged $42 shipping, but the box weighed nearly 5 pounds so I was charged $53. Okay. She bought so much, I'll just take that small hit. That was a mistake. I sent the box out the next day.

On September 11, I get this weird message from the buyer:  "This not box in order!" whatever the fuck that meant.

I answer "What box not in order?" and the bitch opens a case. I sent out 5 pounds worth of large boxed shit - this bitch sends Etsy 12 different pictures of 7 or 8 small loose ponies in a box and tells them this is what she got. 

I am incredulous. I lost my cool, yes I did. 

I reply: "Respectfully, buyer is lying"

Canned Etsy response and smart ass smug comment from Jennifer Z.

2 days later, Etsy asks her for more "evidence". She lines up the 7 or 8 ponies previously pictured and photographs them out of a box, meanwhile arguing with me in a smug self-satisfied fashion because she clearly knows she is going to get away with this. One reply was "haha".

There is no picture of the outside of the shipping box, the label, anything that even remotely proves that this was what I sent - it is simply pictures of a bunch of loose random ponies. 

I point out that I have a clean 13 year long record, and that this was the first case ever opened against me. Ignored. 

I point out that I sent out a 5 pound box of shit and that what she shows in the picture would weigh approximately 1 pound 8 ounces. (I weighed similar ponies I had on hand for reference). She never said there was anything but those ponies in the box - so where was the other 3 pounds of shit? This was also ignored.

In the meantime, this vindictive cunt leaves me six 1 star slanderous ratings - tanking my seller rating too.

I could smell what the Rock was cooking, so I immediately took my bank attached debit card off the account and replaced it with a nearly maxed out credit card in case they tried to charge me. They did. 

A day later Etsy rules in her favor, cleans out my payment account of $40+ from 2 sales I had just had and then tries to charge the card on file $151.00, triggering a $9.00 fee from the card company. 

I angrily file an appeal - ignored. Not even answered!

I got a refund from the USPS a week later and Etsy didn't apply it to my "balance" - they just took it.

I filed fraud complaints against the buyer in both the US and Canada. I know these do nothing, but at least then maybe her name will be on a radar as being a thief.

I filed complaints against Etsy on the Better Business Bureau, to the NY AG and the Massachusetts AG, then I filed another complaint with Consumer Affairs. These complaints took a lot of my time, but I wanted to make sure that I was crystal clear that I was fucking scammed and taken advantage of by a badly executed refund policy and beware because no English language comprehending human would ever read your appeals.

To prevent them attempting to take money from my bank account that was attached to my shop account, I open a new account and redirect my income from Ebay there. 

I go to pay my mortgage from the new account a few weeks later and it bounces because "account not recognized" I am now nearly 3 weeks overdue on my mortgage because my mortgage company cannot get my bank account shit straight - this caused directly by all the Etsy bullshit.

This shit has now cost me $140 worth of merchandise, $70 in my own cash from covering the extra postage, having the money from 2 sales stolen from my account, and the postal refund. 


I also nearly got my car insurance cancelled - because Etsy trying to take money crossed with my Geico payment and the card company bounced them both. I had to scramble to pay Geico from another account. 

And now because of the change in bank accounts, this shit has fucked up my mortgage payment causing me an extra shitload of stress. 

On top of all that Etsy, who got pissed about the "non payment", suspended my account for "non-payment" - this will be costing me $5,000 a year eventually which - fuck them - I refuse to pay for a scammer to get free shit. 

I appeal it "Pay the negative balance" I reply that they can bill ol' Jennifer because she has my shit, my money, and their money. 

I then get told to appeal the SNAD case. I do this. Rejected, then told to file another appeal for the suspension, I do this and again "pay your balance". Nah bruh. I didn't agree to pay a scammer, you  did. 

Each of these cases and the SNAD had a different CS agent with each reply. All canned answers. You cannot call and get an English speaking or comprehending human, you cannot Facebook message them - they will direct you to their site that just goes round and round with appeal, appeal, appeal - and pay this bill you shouldn't owe. 

They have refused to resolve my case with the BBB too - Their rating dropping from B+ to a C- in the past month. BBB cites that their rating is such because they have 11 unresolved cases, mine included I suppose.

This bitch angling for free shit has literally wrecked my life for the past month. I hope your $140 of free pony shit was worth it to you, Jennifer. You fucking bitch.

I am under an unbelievable amount of stress, I will lose a 1/4 of my income, my mortgage is up in the air, I've spent an inordinate amount of time fighting this, but at this point it is the principle of the thing. This was the straw that broke the camel's back. Even if I am refunded, even if I get my money back, I will NEVER do business with Etsy again and I want it out in a public forum what a piece of shit unfair refund policy they have.

Tuesday, June 11, 2024

Shirley Dumple

  Ebay has now changed the feedback removal protocol for sellers and now even though they like to tout "You're covered" when you sell internationally, I am here to say - No. You're not. 

I sold a fuckin Shirley Temple doll to a 0 feedback bidder in Mexico. I checked the doll over, packed the doll and sent it off. Buyer gets doll and immediately sends me a picture of an ass crack - not the crack that the doll was SUPPOSED to have, but one caused by someone's shit handling.


Me: I have contacted eBay and I am waiting for customer service to answer me. I will message you as soon as they reply to me. I am very sorry that the item arrived damaged.


Her: Muchas gracias 😊 saludos



I Contact ebay and since it's an international sale it's their problem -  they say to tell her to return the doll for a full refund. This makes her go full retard. But but but I want to keep the doll, I love the doll etc etc.

I am like Bruh, you gotta return it if you want a refund. So the bitch leaves me the first negative I have ever gotten on the account. Fuck you ebay. That should be YOUR negative.

I contact ebay for Business, they tell me that there's a new policy and I gotta contact this link via ebay. Okay. Ebay then does nothing. The wonderful ever-so-helpful AI bot tells me that there aren't any grounds for removal.

So much for "Seller Protection" using ebay international. The international hub damaged my shit, then adding insult to injury, the asshole buyer refused to follow directions and then got mad when she could not both keep the doll AND get a refund, so now I am stuck with this negative for the next year. Her feedback remains 0 and will. I am sick and tired of having to be forced to leave a positive feedback for what I perceive as a shit transaction with a buyer.

Ever since, when "relisting" I send shit to Etsy - 9 times out of 10, it sells for the asking price. Ebay will not only manage to bury the listing, but also tells me to "drop the price by $2 and relist". Fuck yooooo. I am tired of the race to the bottom. Instead I raise the price by $2 and list it elsewhere. lol.

Friday, September 15, 2023

The $1.12 Hill

I "sell" a MIB Barbie. Said Barbie was $10.00 + $9.50 flat shipping. Tax brought the total on the invoice to $21.12. 2 days after auction's end:


"Will you take a flat $20.00?"


Uhhhhh. No. I explain that ebay is charging for tax because IT'S THE LAW and tell them no, and send the invoice. I am already taking a nearly $3.00 hit on shipping for a $10.00 item, meaning that after fees and the shipping hit - I will get $5.50 for the fucking doll. Hell no, I'm not paying your tax for you, lady. 

$1.12 was the hill she died on - I cancelled for non-payment the second I was able. 


Last night, I list several dolls and outfits. An hour later, the first question right out of the gate:

Is her legs are in excellent condition

 I grit my teeth because in said listing the first thing I mention is that the legs are not chewed, split or green and that the knees hold a pose. I don't know how much clearer I could have been. *headdesk*


Then this morning: 

Hi would you be interested in making this a buy it now? I would like to buy it I do nit like bidding and waiting. Thank you!

Bitch. If I wanted to list it as a Buy it Now and get fuckin ripped off, then I would have! If you don't like "bidding and waiting" then find one of the many other of this same exact doll that are for sale as a Buy It Now already, but then you'd have to pay triple shipping and pay a real ballpark price, right? LOL

Wednesday, August 9, 2023

Swirly City

 I have a doll for sale. Here is the description:

"Face is very slightly darker than the torso. Lips are very pale white-pink. Original nail polish, hair is in original set. No arm swing.  No splits, no green. Comes with blue swimsuit"


Questions from potential buyers, aka people who don't bother to read or look at pictures:

Does she have green ear on either ear?


Hi,
Any green on the doll's right ear? You only show the left side of her face.
Any nose nips, or neck splits?
Thanks!

 
OMG. I never said right in the description that the doll had no green or splits, did I? 

There is literally less than one paragraph to read, and these fuckers cannot be bothered. How am I supposed to know that they will even read my reply if it exceeds a couple of lines? lol

I replied to the second dumbass that as stated in the description, there are no splits and no green on the doll and that I only took a picture of the side of the doll's head to show the ponytail. I did however answer the nose nip question because that question was sort of justified, though you can see clearly in the pictures that there is not one. *headdesk*

Tuesday, November 15, 2022

Frosted Flakes...they're not grrrrrreat

I put some pony stuff for sale. Within minutes I get one "Claim". I open PMs and see that she and another person I have sold to in the past have both responded. Since ol' claimee was first, I give her dibs. BIG mistake. 

 She gives me info, I send the invoice. First, "Do you have anything else?" then "Can I get a picture of______?" and here I am almost a day later - unpaid. A little pissed. Yes. Another fuckin pony flake. Bitch, I was selling THOSE two things. If you want them...fucking PAY FOR THEM, then worry about what else Khajit has for wares. 

 Then I check my ebay. I have a pony on fixed price and see an offer. I check the offer expecting stupidity and I am never disappointed. A $55 offer for a pony I have listed at $100. What on God's green earth would make you think I will give it away for half price? No thank you. I decline and now wait for the slightly less retarded, but still likely to be rejected offer...

Officer Big Sally

 Ebay has been slow. I practically hear crickets each time I open the page to check sales. Yesterday, there was a small amount of life in th...