Another Crackpot

This exchange is over a stupid, lame, $14.99 QVC pin that doesn't even have a bid on it!

This person decided to get her panties in a twist over the signature on back of the thing. Apparently she is the costume jewelry police.

Dear ______,

if not signed, it is NOT Nolan Miller.
misleading information

I reply with: "It is signed"

 Dear______,

is it signed "Nolan Miller"? like all his jewelry items ? I doubt that.

I reply:  It was bought from QVC a few years back, it is signed NM on back, which is indeed one of his signatures. If you doubt the authenticity, you have the right not to bid. I provided a picture and whatever information is needed to make a judgement.

 Oh okay Grand Poobah of cheap-ass QVC jewelry, sorry I stepped on your fuckin' toadstool by taking a clear picture and showing the NM signature on back too, which, by the way, is one that he used. 

I immediately blocked the bitch and reported her for harassment for the snarky reply. Had it been worded like "I don't think this is Nolan Miller, because________" instead of acting like she was the damned authority on it might have garnered a more "polite" response from me.