Krazy Kat Lady

I am through...through with this nutcase bidder!

Hello,
I am interested in this pretty doll. I have two questions... First, in the close up picture there is a spot under her mouth, just above her chin, and what looks like two "bubbles" or something just to the side of one eye. In the other picture I don't see these things. Maybe it was just dust or specks of something? Can you please check and let me know, or add another close up picture? Also, shipping is listing as $27 by First Class International Mail. I am in Toronto, Canada and shipping by this method is usually about $18. Can you please check again the cost for Canada? Thanks so much for your time,

My reply:

 No spots on her mouth and I will have to check and get back to you on shipping, I went with 2-3 pounds on the calculator and it's probably using the higher weight. You would get the corrected shipping cost on the invoice.

Her next fuckin' question:

 Hi,
Thanks for getting back to me. Did you see any tiny marks just to the left of her left eye? You can see them in the close up photo, but I don't know if they are actually on the doll. They actually look like tiny defects in the plastic, but it could just be the photo. If you can send another close up to me that would be really appreciated.
Thanks so much,

I am starting to get irritated with these nitpicky questions but I answer:

 The macro on this camera is such that when you use the magnifying glass feature, it looks like something is there, but there's nothing. It was probably dust or lint. This is one of the best condition of these I've ever had in my possession.

Next question: 

 Hi,
Thanks for getting back to me. Did you see any tiny marks just to the left of her left eye? You can see them in the close up photo, but I don't know if they are actually on the doll. They actually look like tiny defects in the plastic, but it could just be the photo. If you can send another close up to me that would be really appreciated.
Thanks so much,

Okay am REALLY REALLY sick of the ongoing interrogation. Did I not just say there was nothing there?
I send her a goddamned close-up so close that if the doll had boogers you'd see them, and then answer:

 Shipping to Canada is $15. I am going to edit the description to reflect it.

This was a day or so ago. Today, I found my 7 year old cat dead in the driveway. I am in a foul ass mood and am also dealing with a "I bid on this by mistake" asshole who keeps messaging me. Since I have $300 worth of merchandise in the mail currently, when I get a message, I shit myself. I am also beside myself about my cat. I log in to check my auctions and see "Messages (1)" (God damn it, what NOW?) It's the fuckin' Canadian asshole again.

Question:

Hi, 

Thank you for adjusting the postage.  May I ask a question about her hair?  In the picture it looks like the hair has come out of her ponytail at the front/top of her head? Can you please have a look for me?  Is her hair okay? Thanks again,

That's it. I have HAD ENOUGH with the questions. If you're finding this much shit wrong with it by simply looking at the pictures and also dictating to me what my shipping cost should be (hey, if I was using the GSP you'd be paying $38+ bitch!) then I cannot imagine how big of a pain-in-the-ass you'll be after you buy the fuckin' thing.

Fuck you and the cabbage patch you sprung from. I am done, done! answering your nitpicky stupid questions. I put her on my blocked bidder list.

I answer her final fuckin' hair question and she replies with this (my blood is boiling, isn't ebay supposed to stop people from asking you questions when you've blocked them??):

Hi, 

I just can’t make out why in the picture, her hair (right side in the picture, left side on the actual doll) just behind her white bow, looks like that way. I am very interested in this doll but can’t figure out what’s going on with that part of her hair.  Do you see any issues with it at all?