My Latest Ebay Hall of Shamer

I sold a thing. Thing went unpaid for 4 days. Unpaid item assistant opened case. Thing went unpaid for 4 more days...on the 4th day, right after the case closes I get this:

Hello, I am so sorry.
Actually. I am trying to pay for it now.
My ankle twisted and I am not able to move freely.
I am usually in a bed.
So sorry.
already canceled?

Ankle twisted? Bitch. Screw Yoo. Best Dumbest/Lamest excuse, ever.

I waddled down to the P.O. pregnant and got my shit out on time. I have gimped down there with my own ankle sprained. I got down there when my husband was laid up with GBS and partially paralyzed. I went down there with a stroller and a toddler with no working car. I went to the P.O. hours after a miscarriage and my grandfather dying (same day last year) and got my shit out on time. I managed to get my shit out on time with a fever and a bacterial infection more than once (it's recurring). I managed to get my shit out on time hours after my stepdad blew his brains out with a shotgun.

Your fucking ankle is no excuse when all you have to do to pay your fuckin' bill is type and click.

I wonder what the excuse is of the 0 feedback bidder who won something last night and still hasn't paid and the other asshole who bid on some Christmas crap that is about to have an Unpaid open up (tomorrow is the 4 day cutoff). Been getting at least one per batch lately. It's out of control, as ebay buyers usually are...