Monday, November 10, 2014

Sometimes You Feel Like a Nut...Sometimes You Don't

So this wackjob that I had to file a NPB case on over a doll back in September keeps repeatedly e-mailing me about said doll that she wanted so badly that she bailed out on paying for it. She "bid" September 12.

First message she sent after the unpaid case was opened on September 23:

Hi,
I'm terribly sorry I haven't paid for her yet. Just about everything that COULD go wrong, DID the last two weeks. I I will DEFINITELY be able to pay for by next Friday, if not before. Would you please wait? I really want her.
Thanks,
My reply:
I know the feeling. My dad died very unexpectedly last Friday. He was only 53...been dealing with that fallout. Been rough.

I just wanted to get my fees back from this transaction before ebay hits me with the invoice on the 30th.

I'd like to be able to wait longer for payment, but this doll has been tied up for a month now and just about every bill I have is due between the 28th and 30th of the month. Last month, when the other bidder didn't pay, I had to scramble to come up with the money for my electric bill and almost got kicked off my payment program I have with them. I live off of my ebay money and a part-time job, unfortunately.
Her (September 27 after the case had already closed): 
 Hi,
It's me again. eBay released the money from my first sale, and I can pay for her. I know it's the last day, but can I please still pay for her?
Thanks,
Me:
 Ebay closed the sale with you and refunded my fees so I cannot do anything about that right now, but If the 3rd bidder does not take her, which I don't think she will, I can set up a buy it now auction for you to buy the doll at the same price the other bidder would have been getting it for, which is $101, if that sounds reasonable to you, but I have to wait for the second chance offer to close up, that would be tomorrow afternoon, I do believe. Ebays rules are so stringent I was unable to sidestep them once the unpaid item case opened.
and then I add on September 28:
 Third bidder refused the doll. She is still yours if you want her. Let me know and I can set up a buy it now for you if you decide to take her.
 No answer from her and so in the meantime I sell the stupid doll.
 November 6th...and I also want to add that I had NEVER offered her that doll at $40. ALL the messages are right here. I did not leave out any.
Her:
Hi,
I never saw her resisterd. Did you change your mind? I would so dearly love to have the chance to adopt her. Would you please, please her her up for a $40 bin like you said you would. I've keep dreaming she is mind. Please let me make it a reality.
Thank you,
Her, November 7th: 
Hi,
I hate to bother you, but I really would SO line to adopt this girl. Last we spoke, you were going to place her on a BIN at $40 for me and let me know as soon as she listed.
I keep watching and watching, but I have yet to see her. My birthday is Nov 19, and I would like nothing more than to bring her home for my birthday.
Would you please, please help me do this? You'd be fulfilling a 35-year-old's lifelong dream.
Thank you so much
Me:
The last time I sent you any message was at the end of September after waiting 2 weeks for payment, and I offered her to you again at $101 and put her up as a buy it now at that price right after I told you I would. You never answered me and someone else bought her right afterward.
The latest wackjobby sounding message gotten today: 
I'm sorry that happened. I asked you to let me know when you put her up BIN. I never heard anything, nor saw anything despite literally looking morning, noon, and night for weeks. I thought maybe you were involved with family issues regarding the loss of your father and didn't want to make it any harder on you.
I am truly,,truly sorry we had this misunderstanding. I have looked for a kid like her since 1987 and have never seen one that spoke to me like she did. I'm absolutely heartbroken.

Absolutely heartbroken? Fuck you. Try having your dad put a shotgun in his fuckin' mouth, you nutjob. Now THAT will break your heart. GOD. It's fucking stuffed pantyhose with eyes painted on it! Piss off!

You bet I was busy with family issues, still am. I cried when I took some of his tools home, I cried when my daughter tattooed her wrist in his honor. Even though I didn't see him everyday, and maybe we didn't get along all the time, he still left a big empty hole in my heart. We bury him this Friday at the military cemetary he requested to be buried at with his favorite uncle.

Never heard anything? Bitch! I told you "tomorrow afternoon" on September 27th, on September 28 I said "Let me know" and you didn't get back to me so I listed her on the 29th. I am not your damned babysitter. That pantyhose faced bitch sold at $99 and you didn't buy her. Some other asshole bought her and immediately wanted half back because of a supposed "hole" on the back of the dolls head. If I ever see that fucking doll again I will set fire to the son-of-a-bitch.

I went to my site preferences and blocked her ass. But even though I checked the box that says "don't allow blocked bidders to contact me" she apparently still can. Thanks ebay. Thanks a bunch.

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