DumbPhone User

Got me another live one. This one apparently uses a "smart"phone for every purchase, yet has no fucking idea how it works. Also, she likes to tell me what I should do. I'd like to tell her to take her fucking figurines and shove them up her ass right about now.

Before auction ended:

Pls confirm..no cracks, crazing, chips, repairs, loss of paint, or fading. Would like to buy lady also but need confirmation on above issues with her too. Ty so much. Enjoy your wkend.

Description read "no cracks or chips, good shape"

Me:
 None of the above. I look things over carefully before I do the write-up and any flaws I find are listed, but I gave them both a second look over. These are in excellent shape. They were very well cared for.

Her:

IG I win pls give shipping discount?

 

I wasn't at the computer so I did not answer that. She bought them anyway. I ran some errands, came back to 3 messages. 

 

1: 

 

Please show free ship on one item and all shipping on other or it will not work. Thank you for combining shipping

2:

There is nothing in my cart????

3:

It says I must pay on eBay web site not eBay mobile I don't have a computer can you help me pay you?

Me:

 I really don't know how that works. I don't have a smart phone at all. I do everything from a desktop computer.

Her:

OK u r PD but u need to issue me a credit through PayPal as I had to pay for them separately with full shipping charges on both. Do you how to issue a credit? If not call PayPal for their help. Pls advise ASAP. Kind you

Okay I need to issue you a credit, even though YOU were the idiot who paid double? (I had done so already, fully expecting her to be a pain in the ass, so I told her so).

Now:

Ty then we are done...enjoy your wkend. PS How can u show item shipped already? Just curious. Thanks for everthing. Your flowers are beautiful what are they?

OMFG, this asshole has over 500 feedback and doesn't know how this shit works? Jesus Fuckin' Christ On A Cracker...though the "kind you" has me thinking that english is not her first language, so I guess I will cut her a little slack.