Salty In St. Louis

 Today I get "return request" in said request, the buyer says the "dress doesn't fit" the doll and says it has stains on it. To be honest, because the dress was a bad Kenner knock-off of Barbie doll dress I didn't pay close attention to the thing. I washed it, paired a veil with it and chucked it in a bag after I photographed it. I priced it very low because it wasn't perfect. The elastic shoulder that she's got her panties in a wad about seemed fine to me but I didn't sit there and play slingshot with it to confirm. The stains were up in the creases of the gather where the elastic part was, something I would not have seen unless I was looking at it with a fine tooth comb and since it was a cheap dress - I didn't.

I refunded her the $5.95 (Imma get my first negative over $5 -  of course I will) and afterwards, she continues to argue with me and whines that she's out $3.85 shipping! Well you should have fuckin' ASKED for the shipping too - eBay would only let me refund what she asked for!

I keep sending her calm, factual, replies and she's going off the deep end - copying and pasting my descriptions of other items and is all disjointed in her replies.

New message from: _________

Thank you. I sent you a photo. It's pretty obvious. There is NO STRETCH left to the elastic. It would have been great to know that -- as you did in this listing: Vintage Barbie _______________________________ Condition:Used Happy to return to you if you provide a shipping label. I'm already out $3.85 to have it shipped to me. “Good. Elastic around waist is very loose.”

 What I want to say is "BITCH, it's because I did not notice nor did I give a shit, okay?" But Customer Service Persona takes over and I am all Please Sir, May I have another? As she tries to verbally slap me around - lol. I am STILL arguing with her as I type this. I am sure there is a retarded, disjointed, message sitting in my inbox right now. 

Now that I think about it, I am pretty sure she was the nut who was ambiguously "intrested" in two items of mine and wound up winning only the one - so now she's salty and wanting free shit. EDIT- Yup, same idiot. 

In any case her nutty argumentative ass is added to my ever-growing blocked buyer list. *sigh*

I am now looking at her "feedback left for others" and when that feedback is for a seller it's either a neutral with a negative statement "Seller would not reduce the shipping cost", a thanks for working with me type schtick "Seller worked on me with an issue", or simply "as described". She is clearly a nitpicky bitch. She sells Barbie shit. I hope she's just as nitpicky when she's looking over her own shit. Cheezus.