Thursday, February 6, 2014

Not So Classy Eye Candy

I had a belt. I relisted said belt on request for a buyer who asked me to. Buyer asks questions after the sale. I think to myself "belt is coming back".

I was right. Miss Fickle meanwhile asks about a pair of goggles I had up for auction. She offers to pay the difference and subtract the belt money, I kick it around in my head and figure when all is said and done, I will break even financially, and so I agree. I write up a new revised auction for the goggles and in all caps in the title "FOR (username)*ONLY*" within seconds a 2nd moron swoops in and "buys" them.

I immediately refund her money and this ensues:
Me:  
Hi,
This auction was put up for a specific buyer, named in the auction title. I have refunded your money and wish to cancel this transaction. 


Her:
I'm sorry i purchased these glasses first. I seen ten I liked them so I purchased and pair instantly. I would like to have them.

Me: 
Did you not read the title of the auction? You can leave me a negative if you must, but they were reserved for someone else.

Her:
How ami supposed to know what thatent? It didn't say resellers for this butter. All it said was someone's ebay name?? How was I supposed to know what your lingo is? I'll give you 15$ plus shipping instead of 11

Me:
I agreed to sell them to the person named in the auction title. I am not able to sell them to you. They are hers. I was making the transaction ebay legal, I cannot help that you did not understand the title. 

Her:
For you being imcompantant your very rude for no reason? I've never seen that before where someone posts another ebay name on title. As you can see I move 1300 feedbacks . You've got Amit to learn about being polite.

Me: 
I am not being rude, I am explaining my situation.

She cancelled and as she rode off into the illiterate stupid ebay sunset she added:

Just like your title on item you suck at it!!!!

Well honey. YOU suck at reading, YOU suck at spelling and punctuation. What in fuck does "resellers for this butter" mean?  How do your stupid actions make me incompetent? "Lingo?" how much more clear can I make it? "FOR_____*ONLY* means what it means. And little do you know, but I've got over 3000 feedback, on various accounts. Two of which are designated TRS, lol.

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