Friday, December 3, 2021

What is Ebay's "Money Back Guarantee?"

 In this blog I will provide a brief breakdown of what "Money Back Guarantee" means in something other than eBayspeak.

Example: Buyer wins item. Buyer sends money. 

Seller packs and sends item with tracking within fucking handling time limit. Item takes too long getting there. Impatient asswipe buyer opens case. Seller now has several days to fork over entire purchase price including shipping from their own fucking bank account or else the case gets "escalated" if case gets escalated, seller then gets a strike against their account. Meanwhile, during all this, eBay has already hijacked the money and is holding it. If the case is escalated and the seller appeals and loses - eBay then takes $20 more, as if the insult of having shit stolen from you isn't enough bullshit.

eBay guarantees that you, asswipe impatient buyer, gets your money back. eBay, however, does not explain that it's not them footing that bill...nope, it's your friendly, now pretty pissed off seller who has done nothing wrong, and will now lose out on merchandise, packing supplies and shipping costs. Merry Fuckin' Christmas.

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